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50 of the worst, most outrageous, or just stupid band names... | Louder Than War
Prior to the recent Rebellion Festival I was wandering the streets of capital of the netherlands and found a rather ok second paw record mercantile establishment near to The Royal theatre House, amongst the racks I saw and bought a CD by a band called Bumsnogger eligible “and defeat all those that came before us” which featured such gems as ‘Dutch Fisting’, ‘Being Fucked Over’ and ‘Murdering The Homeless’ – set name and title tracks providing all the reason I needed for purchasing it. I mentioned the band to a couple of the artists playing the festival as well as a few promoters, a speech improved regarding dismaying band names – bands complaining to promoters that they hadn’t been able to protected any gigs, bands wondering why their local store wouldn’t display their latest release in the forward window; the usual and many well undergo suspects were recalled; Anal Cunt, Anal Beard, Raped, Rapeman, Cripples With somebody etc; all of which led to the view of a Top 50 of The Worst Band Names ever so – however the fact that we are discussing few of these bands would suggest that whilst they weren’t in the best of taste, they certainly got the striation noticed, and therefore may not quite qualify for the ‘Worst’ category… So in alphabetical order we present a Top 50, to be eligible each artist has to have had a commercially released only or album; the internet is full of bands with appalling names who have exclusively made available a whole number file; I evoke many of these bands don’t exist, do not perform live etc – so to be in our list a band had to feature had a to the lowest degree one physical release. Abörted Hitler Cöck – Described as a goregrind band; based in writer and apparently still active; they have released the album ‘Erections At An Animal Autopsy’ a 39trk speech act including ‘Using Rapebabies As Riotshields’, and added lately the 16trk EP ‘Necropaediatrician’ via Torn chassis Recordings, don’t expect to see either of these on the shelves of your topical anaesthetic HMV. Anal current of air – Minneapolis based deathgrind/ grindcore outfit who up to 2004 had released 3 albums, the most past being ‘Battered Bleeding Bitch’ (Nightfall Records) which featured specified gems as ‘Fecal Mud Pack’, and ‘Face Down in Their Feces(sic) They Fester’ 3.
The Woman Whose Fiancé Cheated in Nantucket
New York’s “Sex Diaries” program asks anonymous city dwellers to record a week in their sex lives, with comic, tragic, often sexy, and ever revealing results. This week: a 42-year-old woman — straight, engaged, lives in Cobble Hill — whose fiancé cheated on her and sleeps in his own bedroom. I’ll explain: He owns a big crenelated apartment because he’s a big fancy banker; there are three bedrooms, I sleep in one, he sleeps in another, and the ordinal we use as a den.
