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Sexual Energy and Sex Transmutation | Asian Efficiency
Welcome to part 4 of our series on sex, productivity and motivation. This article is about sexual energy and sexual transmutation, and how you can harness this energy to send your productivity into overdrive. I promise that it will be nothing woo-woo – it’s some dominant desire, and about conserving and channeling your sexual “energy” (and related “energy” from attraction and flirting) towards productive ends, wish feat more artefact done. We’ve gotten a lot of activity from everyone about the series – thank you for all of it, both good and bad.